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published Apr 02, 2007 10:44   by admin ( last modified Apr 02, 2007 10:44 )
Business owner puts up sign asking motorists to honk once if they love Jesus. Neighboring business owner put up sign asking motorists to honk twice if they love Satan. Both refuse to take down signs. Hilarity ensues. (pic)
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2007-04-02 03:29:13 PM erichanson

Honk 5 times if you love the Roman Catholic's idea of Jesus.
Honk 6 times if you love the Southern Baptist's idea of Jesus.
Honk 7 times if you love the Lutheran's idea of Jesus.
Honk 8 times if you love the Methodist's idea of Jesus.
Honk 9 times if you love the Muslim's idea of Jesus.
Honk 10 times if you love the Presbyterian's idea of Jesus.
Honk 11 times if you love the History Channel's idea of Jesus.
Honk 12 times if you'd love to hear these options again.
Honk 0 times -- or wait -- to speak directly to God.


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